Kai: *sobbing* WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Ghost: *smirking while biting into a Kit-Kat without breaking it apart*
Kai: Please...please just stop…
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Kai: *runs into the room and starts frantically tapping Zaydon awake*
Zaydon: What the fu--
Kai: IT’S CALLED SAND BECAUSE IT’S BETWEEN THE SEA AND THE LAND!
Zaydon: Sea and la--OH MY GOD!
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Kai: So my wife texted me earlier saying “hey” with a smiley face? Zaydon: How many “y”s???
Kai: (confused) Three?
Zaydon: *slams hand on table* SHE WANTS THE DICK! 
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Shae: Can we stop shipping real people? Can we, like, not do that anymore ever?
Zaydon: Well, I mean, last I checked, that was called human trafficking and that’s illegal. Shae: …?
Zaydon: Wait, I get it now.
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Kai: Bye Zaydon, I’m leaving! Zaydon: Is that what you’re wearing?
Kai: Is that what you’re wearing? Zaydon: Don’t catch an attitude! Kai: You’re the one who threw it! Zaydon: *stands up and turns SSJ Blue* You know what I’m gonna--
Kai: *runs*
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Headcanon #1: There was a time where Kai plays a ukulele whenever his children are resting or after training for relaxation. Nobody knows that he could play a ukulele………except FrostWing, Pete, and Shay.
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Zaydon: I have a plan.

Shay: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.

Zaydon: I no longer have a plan.
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Headcanon #2: If Kai died, Shi didn't have the heart to eat any of his, his family's, or his friends' soul and left it as it was before. She still would go in there to talk to him and pretend as if nothing happened. When Kai's first resurrection and return to his universe after he died, he teared up at this fact and even gave Shi a hug.
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Headcanon #3: Kai usually dresses up as NightWing or a policeman for Halloween because he's basically "Richard 'Dick' Grayson" towards Zaydon and his family.
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Kai: Out of all the fathers that I've met, who is the worst father of all time? I would say mine, Dajjal, Ghost, and Zaydon, but they're already dead to me.

Zenaku, holding on to his laughter: He got onto them!

Kai: I know you, "gotta get some milk for 20 years" "You underestimate my powers" "Human Shadow the Hedgehog", headass ain't talking or breathing down my neck!

Zenaku:

Everyone in the Shi Clan:

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Headcanon #4: There is an alternate universe where there is no Zaydon at all. ____________________________________

Headcanon #5: Pride Trooper Zaydon doesn't understand why many people calls him and his friends, "Dummy Thicc". He basically thinks that they were worrying about him not eating.
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