D.mom: Stop yelling honey

Darkest: BUT I SEE TITTYS AND HAIRY BALLS 

Ash: *brust out laughing * 

D.mom: Darkest not okay

Darkest: Call me sweetie~

Nurse: Oh goodness 

°•~later~°•

D.mom: You hungry?

Darkest: I'M NOT FUCKING MOM WE GROSS

D.mom: omg