A WangXian Writers Collaboration

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tight race today. Lumbering in on Matilda the Massive is Lan Zhan!!! Look at those crisp white and blue racing silks! He definitely came ready to compete!
Coming in a close second on Bruce the Boulder is Wei Ying!!! Resplendent in his black and red silks, he appears to be.... asleep?"

(Covering mic to no avail) "Is he holding a jar of Emperor's Smile? Oh My God. He's drinking? Aaand, yep, he's asleep."

(Uncovers mic) "It looks like Wei Ying is deep in meditation in his efforts to spur Bruce on to victory!!"
(@chocolatewithtea)

Just as Matilda's forelimb crossed the finish line, Lan Zhan turned back hearing a soft thud. Wei Ying lay sprawled on the sand, arms outstretched, a young Eagle, fallen.

" Wei Ying!" Lan Zhan's mind flashed to that fateful night. (ManuAndhale)

Hurling himself from Matilda's back, Lan Zhan landed with grace twenty feet away by Wei Ying's still body.

"No! Not again! Plea- wait. Is he snoring?"
(@chocolatewithtea)

"He's- what?" the narrator paused for a moment, blinking as Lan Wangji kissed his husband's forehead, shaking him slightly. "Oh, dear me..."
(edith343redwood)

But as he neared Wei Ying, he espied a tiny twitch of Wei Ying's lower lip, and his breath hitched! Surely, that little mole, that so often haunted his dreams, seemed to twitch. Still, his past trauma intruded, and he ran, yes, ran to Wei Ying. Grabbed his shoulders and lifted his heart, ever so gently on to his lap. Bending close, he checked for breathing... and Wei Ying, unable to hold it in any more, burst into giggles, opening one eye!
(ManuAndhale)

"I knew you would come to save me." Giggles. "I just wanted you to kiss me and be in your arms. I'm sorry but I couldn't resist." As Wei Ying leaned in for a kiss Lan Zhan forget why he was mad at him as he gave in fully to Wei Ying.
(CynthiaBorrego)

Lan Zhan lost it! Utterly and absolutely lost any vestige of self control. Bands of steel clamped around Wei Ying's arms and he then was ground into the sand by Lan Zhan's weight!

Why, Lan Zhan, who's 'shameless' now?
(ManuAndhale)

"Well, this is an unexpected turn of events, ladies and gentlemen! It appears Lan Zhan, ever the gracious victor, has come to the aid of his uuh injured competitor, Wei Ying! He now appears to be giving him mouth-to-mouth. Thats right - oh. Nope, not right. Okaay, I was wrong. Those with small children, look away."

Jiang Cheng stands in the booth. "I refuse to announce another race for them! This is it! Going to break both of their legs. So embarrassing..."
He continues to mutter as he stomps away.
(@chocolatewithtea)

Lan Xichen snickers behind his robes, knowing he'll coax him into helping them again..."Wangji ah....you truly are something else..."
(edith343redwood)

His rage was interrupted by a voice, very close, that said, 'Did you find that disturbing?'

Jiang Cheng, purple with embarassment, stuttered. "Of course, Zewu Jun, I mean not, I meant... they're married... Aaaargh!"
(ManuAndhale)

"If you find that disturbing, I wonder what you'll think of this, " he stepped closer to the angry Purple Lotus, leaning down. He put a hand under his chin, tapping it up so that amythyst eyes met his and his only
(edith343redwood)

'In *PUBLIC*?' passed through Jiang Cheng's mind

Lan Xichen grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulders. With surprising force, he pulled the startled man into his chest. A small wicked smile that caused Jiang Chen's eyes to widen. Lan Xichen dove in for a kiss that curled the Jiang sect clan leader's toes and had him chasing the kiss when Lan Xichen slowly released him. "Yes, Wanyin. In public." He smiled smugly and began to pull Jiang Cheng to a nearby copse of trees.

"Well, maybe in public isn't *sooo* bad..." and he tugged at Lan Xichen to go a little faster...
(@chocolatewithtea)

By then the other two were done with their canoodling, and craned their necks back to find the two of them.

"Where did those two go?" Lan Zhan asked.

But the noises from the copse of trees was telling, as well as the hordes of birds flying away, and the robes half- strewn on the ground.

"Those two are idiots," Wei Wuxian muttered, shaking his head to himself.
"But we weren't much better, were we, Lan Zhan?"

"Nope," came the monotonous reply. Wei Wuxian chuckled softly, leaning up to kiss his husband on the lips again.
"We were worse."

"How can you say that!" The younger man pouted, sticking his tongue out playfully.

"You didn't wait," Wangji deadpanned, sending his husband into chuckles.

"How could I, especially with a face like yours?"
(edith343redwood)

And here ended the Silliness.
Thank you for your time!

Congratulations, CynthiaBorrego!!! You are now officially a writer!!!❤