*me, Scoots, and Light were playing on my Xbox 360 while Candy and Ash were watching. Suddenly Star breaks my front door down.*

Star) o_o sorry bout your door..

Me) meh, i needed to replace it anyway. *i shrug* 

Star) ooo- what game are you guys playing??

Scooter) Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing ... (Owned by Sega peoples.)

Me) MUHAHAHAHAHAA! >:D

Light) STOP HITTING ME WITH MISSILES D:<

Scooter) NO! i got knocked out.. DX

Me) i still remain in first! >:D *evil giggles.*

Ash) ._.

Candy) :\

Star) your taking to much pleasure in this Cloud.. 

Me) >:D muhahahahaaaaa *shoots Light with three missiles again*

Light) D:< DAH! *he gets me with K O Glove*

Me) NU D: 

Light) IMA WIN THIS TIME!

Me) NOT TODAY! *gets all star mode :DDD*

Light) D: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP 

Me) MUHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA! *reclaims first* >:D

Light)  D:< *Amigo passes him and leaves a rainbow trail* COM'ON! REALLY!?

Me) u mad bro? *picks up shield*

Light) D:< I WANT TO WIN THIS TIME.

Me) you can want in one hand and have in the other.

Light) STOP USING PHRASES YOU FIND ONLINE.

Me) and that's wit of the twins' dim wit if the wit does wit dim?

Light)... what?

Me) AND YOU LOOSE! >:D *Light is the final knock out*

Light) NOOO! DX

Me)MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA >:D GET REKT MATE!

Light) okay stop.

Me) NEVER >:D

Light) -_- 

Me) okai i stop.

Light) ....

Me) *inhale* GET REKT MATE >:D

Light) make it stop. 

(okay, i left out a very uh.. critical part of S&SASR.. You cant get all star in Knockout. consider this as just a cute story of lies. thank you.)