(this is IRL story.) *Playing S&SASR as Shadow on Expert mode*
(legit i am not an expert BUT I AM WORKING ON IT!)
*Passes everybody but Amigo*
Me) SHADOW COM'ON I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM BUT YOU CANT EVEN PASS THIS MARACA FLIPIN' HOT SAUCE BOTTLE DRIVIN' MONKEY 
Announcer) did somebody get aaallll sstttaarrr???
(i swear that is what it sounds like in my head..)
Me) oh please just put me in last..
Announcer) Big the cat has All Star! now we have a race on our hands! 
Me) do you even have hands sir? you are just a voice. or are you that Chao who throws bombs at me when i'm trying to get the chaos emerald in the Sonic Heroes bonus stage?
*Big flattens everybody- but by some kind of luck he doesn't make me a pancake.*
Me) :O OMG THIS MI CHANCE!
*passes Amigo*
Me) yyaaaaasssss >:D  
*my little brother walks in and sits on the couch*
Lil' Bro) which course is this?
Me) HOLD ON I'M WINING.
Lil' bro) .-. okay.
*After i kick Amigo's butt* 
Me) now whatchu'd say?
Lil' Bro) which course did you take in that race?
Me) .3. i don't even remember i am so happy i kicked Amigo's sorry butt.
Lil' Bro) its cuz you were Shadow.. he's OP. so is Amy.
(they are. yet i play as them anyway.)
Me) I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT AT KNOCK OUT WITHOUT USING THEM!
Lil' Bro)... fine. 
Me) i'll use Sonic. he has little to no handling or speed. ( but has maxed out Boost.)
Lil' Bro) okay. *he chooses Shadow as i choose Sonic*
Announcer) Shibuya Downtown.
(easiest place to knock out opponents while getting to first easy with Sonic. :3)
*after a while me and my Lil' Bro are the only ones left*
Me) your gonna loose.
Lil' Bro) no i'm not.
Me) yes you are :DD *Drifts and collects a crap-ton of boost*
Lil' Bro) Not this time... *I boost and he shoots me with a K O Glove*
Me) .... *drifts for half a second and boosts past him when timer clocks out.*
Lil' Bro) WHAAATTT?!
Me) da na na naaaaaa!!! *Legend of Zelda* ( LoZ owned by Nintendo persons)
Lil' Bro) Rematch.
*we play again. he wins. i drink Pepsi.*
Me) :) congrats.
Lil' Bro) can we play something else?
Me) HALO REACH IT IS!!! 
Lil' Bro) Fire Fight.
Me) of course-!
(Message from Me to people who read my crappy excuse for a story bundle.
Spending time with family and friends is what makes life awesome.
 don't take candy from strangers without someone of science have test results to make sure its not poisoned or something.
don't eat the twenty day old chili in the back of your fridge.
this is just a dream. you were never really here but you wasted ten minutes of your life :)
-Cloud F. Fennic )

HA! have a great day and thank you for reading my crap XD

Feat. my Little Brother.