Washington- Who broke it? I’m not mad I just want to know

Mulligan- I-I did, I broke it.

Washington- No. no you didn’t. Jefferson?

Jefferson- Don’t look at me. Look at Alex!

Alex- What? I didn’t break it

Jefferson- Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broke suspicious.

Alex- No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting
right in front of us and it’s broken!!

Madison- I-If it matters.. but
it probably doesn’t, Lafayette was the last one to use it.

Lafayette- Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!!

Madison- Oh really. Then what were you
doing by the coffee machine earlier??

Lafayette- It’s close to the mirror. Everyone knows that Madison!

Mulligan- Ok... ok let’s stop
fighting. I can pay for it.

Washington- No, who broke it?

…..

Jefferson- …. Burr’s been awfully quiet.

Burr- REALLY?!?!(TRIGGERED)

Everyone- Yelling
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Washington- *turns to Laurens and Philip*
Washington- I broke it.. It burned my hand so
I punched it. I predict ten minutes
from now they’ll be at each other’s
throats with katanas and machete guns…
Good.
It was getting awfully boring in here.
(sips coffee and watches them fight)