(I am saying the whole thing btw)

Welcome to the Hamilton Fandom

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the Hamilton Fandom
Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the ticket prices or any of the casts feet

There's no need to panic

This isn't a test, haha

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the Hamilton Fandom

What would you prefer?

Would you like to fight for Lin manuel's rights or say he is racist

Write fanfics

Draw fanart

Be bursting with ideas

We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the Hamilton Fandom

Put your cares aside

Here's a tip for watching bootlegs

Here's a nineteen year old who died

We got fanfics, and art, and more

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings

Of all the different characters in the show fucking each other

Welcome to the Hamilton Fandom

Hold on to your plans

'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you fanart of Lams

They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more

Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See a man shot

Get offended, hate the cast

Show us pictures of your art

Tell us every thought you think

Start a rumor, buy a cosplay

Or send a death threat to the creator

Or DM the creator and love them

Write a fanfic or find ones

Here's a bootleg

You should kill your music taste

Here's why people never like you

Here's how you can build a duel

Which Hamilton character are you?

Take this quirky quiz

King George sent some British which are redcoats

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?

A little bit of everything
All of the time

Hanilton's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time?

A little bit of everything
All of the time

Hamilton's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything
All of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago

Just before your time

Right before the ships started, circa '99

This was catalogs

Travel blogs

A chat room or two

We set our sights and spent our nights

Waiting

For you, you, insatiable you

Mommy let you use her phone

You were barely 10

And it did all the things

We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh

Look at you, you, you

Unstoppable, watchable

Your time is now

Your inside's out

Honey, how you grew

And if we stick together

Who knows what we'll do

It was always the plan

To put the world in your hand

Hahaha

Could I interest you in everything?

All of the time

A bit of everything

All of the time

Hamilton's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time

A little bit of everything
All of the time

Hamilton's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time