Modern War AU (of course what did ya expect at this point)

Alex- *sliding down stairs*
Alex- Your all going to hell
Alex- Goodbye!
Laurens- *laughing*

Laurens- You wanna have a bromance
Alex- Isn't that kinda gay?
Laurens- No it isn't anymore
Alex- I'm walking out the door-
Laurens- PLEASE DON'T GO AWAYYYY!

Washington- Toss me my keys
Martha- *yeets Christmas tree*
Martha- I thought you said Christmas tree
Washington- Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree-

Washington- We actually have the chip reader now
Lafayette- Oh yeah?
Lafayette- *pulls chip*
Washington- Oh I don't think it's gonna work with that chi-
BEEP
Transaction complete
Washington-

Hamilsquad- *jamming to Rockefeller*
Laurens- *busts in*
Laurens- ONE TWO SEVEN THREE
Laurens- MY MOTHER DOSE NOT LOVE ME
Laurens- NOR DOSE ANYONE IN MY FAMILY-