Inspired by the Olaf series in Disney +

Me- This is the story off Hamilton act 1!

Me- So Alexander Hamilton was born dirt poor

Me- But atleast he has his father

Me- His father left

Me- Atleast he has his mother!

Me- His mother is dead

Me- Atleast he has his cousin.....

Me- His cousin is dead

Me- But he wrote a pamphlet that got him out of the Caribbean and set sea

Me- The ride was smooth!

Me- His ship caught on fire

Me- Anyways he got to New York and in 1776 he met a person named Aaron Burr

Me- And Burr was all like

Me- Talk less smile more

Me- But Hamilton being himself ignored him and met Laurens, Mulligan, and Lafayette!

Me- But woah oh some ladies got introduced

Me- Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy!

Me- But Peggy isn't important-

Me- But Samuel Seabury comes by and Hamie and his friends are pissed

Me- Hamie is like

Me- My dog speaks more eloquently

Me- Then surprise the king is all like

Me- You'll be back

Me- Which will "totally" happen

Me- Then BOOM

Me- Washington is like

Me- Yo guys we fucked I need a right hand man

Me- And Hamilton is like

Me- ME!

Me- And Burr wanted it but Hamie got it so he is pissed

Me- ANYWAYS

Me- We need a love interest

Me- So the squad goes to the winters ball and Eliza got a love for Hamie

Me- So she is all like

Me- hElPlEsS

Me- So they get married and Angelica is sad and probably stares at the wall for 5 minutes during the flashbacks-

Me- Then they are all drunk-

Me- Burr is like

Me- She's married to a British officer

Me- And Hamie is all like

Me- OH SHIT

Me- Then Burr is all like

Me- Wait for it

Me- Then BOOM

Me- Charles Lee is all like

Me- Washington is a bad commander

Me- So Laurens and Hamie get super pissed and Laurens duels him

Me- But woah oh Washington comes and sends Hamie home

Me- But SURPRISE HE'S A FATHER!

Me- Lafayette is then all like

Me- Dude get your right hand man back

Me- And Washington is like

Me- Yo you right

Me- Then Washington admitted about his mistake getting first command

Me- THEN THE BATTLE OF YORKTOWN!

Me- After King George is all upset

Me- Then BOOM

Me- BABIES

Me- Then Eliza is like

Me- SURPRISE Laurens died

Me- So Hamie studies law with Burr

Me- Writes 51 essays in 6 months

Me- And becomes secretary treasury