Alex- Oh yeah I get it

Alex- It's darksouls

Alex- I'm the darksouls master!

Arnold- *ties Alex up and takes him to redcoat camp*

Alex- Darksouls...does not translate that well into in real life-

Lafayette- Listen man I know you've been lonely recently

Lafayette- But we have a solution!

Alex- Solution?

Mulligan, Lafayette, and Burr- *backs away*

Laurens- *stands there*

Lafayette- MOVE LAURENS!

Laurens- *runs off fake crying*

Lafayette- It's a girl Alex!

Eliza- *standing there*

Alex- *starts blushing*

Alex- *walks over*

Alex- God damn baby look at you

Alex- I can sing my A, B, C's to you

Alex- I will give you an A because your awesome

Alex- A B because your beautiful

Alex- C because your comforting

All- Awww

Washington- *sips water*

Alex- And I will give you this D because you deserve it

Washington- *spits half of the water out and starts laughing*

Arnold to Alex- I'LL SMASH YOUR SKULL IN KID!

Philip- *screaming while running*

Philip- *falls off cliff and starts screaming more*

Impact

Laurens- Oh my-

Alex- PHILIP!

Burr- We gotta go get em we gotta go get em

Philip- NY FUCKING SPINAL CORD

Mulligan- I'm calling you out right now bitch

Mulligan- Let's have a fucking ree off  you go first

Philip- *clears throat*

Philip- *dying goose*

Lafayette- Oh man that's gonna be a hard one to beat man

Mulligan- *clears throat*

Mulligan- *horse dying*

Laurens- Welcome back to random facts with Philip

Philip- Did you know you can spread your ass hole 8 inches wide therefore a racoon can fit in your ass

Lafayette, Laurens, and Mulligan- *dying*

Lafayette- I can fit a whole jar of jellybeans up my ass

Washington- WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

Alex- WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT!?!?

Philip- It's true tho racoons can fit in a hole 4 inches wide

Burr- Stop- Stop-

Laurens, Lafayette, Mulligan- *still dying*