Alex- So your alibi is....
Alex- *turns to Arnold*
Alex- A stranger handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, robbed the store, then hid the gun in your underpants
Arnold- Well....
Arnold- Yeah...
Arnold- If you say it like that it doesn't sound believable!
Alex- Oh hey Mr President, did you get my report on the Finley murder?
Washington- Yeah, I read it over
Washington- Nice work
Alex- Good
Alex- Thanks dad
Everyone- *stares at Alex*
Alex- Why....is everyone staring at me...
Lafayette- You just called Mr President dad-
Alex- What...
Lafayette- You said thanks dad
Alex- What?
Alex- No I didn't?
Alex- I said thanks man!
Washington- Do you...see me as a father figure Hamilton?
Alex- nOoOoOoO!
Alex- If anything I see you as a bother figure
Alex- cause you're always bothering me
Mulligan- Hey!
Mulligan- *walks over*
Mulligan- Show your father some respect!
Alex- I didn't call him dad!
Washington- No no Hamilton
Washington- I see it as a compliment
Burr- It's no big deal!
Burr- I called Theodosia mom once and she is my fiance
Alex- Guys jump on that!
Alex- Burr has psychosexual issues!
Laurens- Old news!
Lee- But you calling Washington daddy
Alex- HEY!
Alex- Daddy is not on the table here-
Arnold- But you DID call him dad dude...
Alex- You shut up you've done nothing but lies since you got here
Arnold- Alright
Arnold- I was lying about the hold up
Arnold- But the dad thing?
Arnold- That actually happened
Alex- AHAH!
Alex- He admitted his alibi was a lie
Alex- It was a trap!
Alex- Apart of my crazy devious plan
Washington- I believe you
Alex- Thank you!
Washington- Son
Alex- .......
Alex- CALL ME SON ONE MORE FUCKING TI-