Hamilsquad + Washington got kidnapped and Alex is being his dumb self Burr didn't get kidnapped tho since they don't really see him as a threat

Alex- Shhhh I got this

All- *raises eyebrow*

Redcoat- *walks in*

Alex- I-I see you got a-a knife there-

Washington POV- The fuck he doing

Alex- It's quiet a small one

Laurens and his gay self- *Holding in a laugh*

Alex- You don't have a bigger knife?

Laurens- *looses it*

Alex- You don't?

Alex- Nice bike you got there

Lafayette + Mulligan- *wheezing*

Alex- It has three wheels

Alex- Do you have a child?

Hamilsquad- *can tell where this is going

Alex- *giggles*

Alex- So....

Alex- You're riding the bike?

Hamilsquad- *looses it*

Washington POV- What the fuck-