Philip- So I got a 15 year old little sister who is learning how to drive

Philip- So ya know I am teaching her

Philip- She's driving I'm on my phone

Philip- Since I don't give a shit

Philip- And she was freaking out saying

Angie- Philip what do I do!?!

Philip- I look up and I see a roundabout

Philip- I was like uhhh idk

Philip- *goes back to phone*

Angie- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!?!?

Philip- At this point she was ghost white

Philip- Angie it's a roundabout nobody knows

Philip- Give me your phone

Philip- I start playing Carrie underwood Jesus take the wheel

Philip- I was like

Philip- Let's pray together