Washington- I hate when girls..specially my girlfriend think we gonna leave them all the time

Martha- Oh your gonna leave .e because I'm not good enough

Washington- .....

Washington- DUDE I'M EVEN LUCKY TO HAVE YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

Washington- I AM BUILT LIKE A TWIG!

Washington- I LOOK LIKE EVERY BASIC BLACK BOY WITH BLACK HAIR

Washington- YOU ARE PROBABLY MY FIRST AND LAST GIRLFRIEND I HAVE IM HIDEOUS

Washington- I appreciate you think I have enough confidence to pull another girl like that

Washington- But I really can't-!

Washington- You are stuck with me

Washington- Cuz there is no way!

Washington- Nobody is going to be lined up at the door like I wanna date him

Washington- I don't even know how you put up with me half of the time

Washington- I'm lucky you even looked in my direction

Washington- I'm about to leave you where I'm gonna go?

Washington- Heaven?