Eliza- Father

Eliza- How does someone get pregnant?

Philip Schuyler- I- well- two people fall in love

Eliza- Just like me and Alexander

Alex- *glances up from his plate*

Philip S- And they....sleep together...

Eliza- We slept together

Peggy- *spits water out*

Alex- Not like that no we didn't-

Eliza- You're my baby daddy

Angelica- The fuck-

Alex- I'll punch you in your mouth

Eliza- Not infront of the baby

Alex- There is no baby

Eliza- There is a baby Alexander we slept together

Alex- We slept in the same room

Eliza- And now I'm pregnant

Alex- You are not fucking pregnant-

Eliza- Look at him

Eliza- Cussing at the mother of his child

Alex- I can't stand you

Eliza- Then why'd you sleep with me?

Alex- It was a sleep over Eliza-

Eliza- Yeah I was on bottom you were top

Alex- Yeah- ON FUCKING BUNKBEDS

Philip S- *face palms*

Future Philip Hamilton- ma were you high-

Future Eliza-  UHHHH