Okay I'm here for two reasons. One, I can't sleep because my anxiety is once again poking at my brain to keep me up. And two, I'm bored as Frick. So I might as well tell you about one of my strangest college experiences.

My life, ladies and gentlemen:

'Get off.'

'No.'

'It's my seat.'

'Do I see your ass on it?'

'Get oooooff!'

'Nope~'

I smirked at James as he continued to pout at the fact I stole his seat while he was showing Harry something on his phone. He began stomping his foot, gaining attention around the cafeteria. Our group, including me covered our faces in embarrassment,

'James, dude, knock it off!' Ryan whisper-yelled.

'She stole my seat!'

'So? Grab ano-'

Before the blonde could finish, the dark-skinned boy had hoisted me up bridal style and began carrying me to the other side of the table. Of course I didn't like this so I began squirming.

'Nē! Watashi o oku! Watashi wa anata o koro!'

'Aaaand she's speaking Japanese... What are the odds?' Brandon sighed sarcastically. Out the entire group he was the only one who made fun of me for being a weeaboo.

'Shine!'

'You know what, Brandon?' James breathed out before dumping me on my frenemy's lap 'Take her!' He turned around and went back to 'his' seat, smirking at me as if to say 'I win'.

Brandon and I exchanged glances, both slightly surprised at our classmate's action. Sure he was slightly weird, but picking up someone in the cafeteria?! Bruh!

'Get off.' Brandon ordered monotone.

'I can't,' I crossed my arms, frowning at him 'Not with your legs crossed like this anyway.'

With a grunt Brandon placed his hands under my armpits, supporting me as I once again attempted to push myself off his lap. I succeeded and proceeded to ruffle his dirty blonde locks 'Thanks, horse-head.'

'Okay, seriously?!' He growled 'A guy brings a horse mask into class one time and never lives it down!'

'Payback for calling me 'moist weeaboo' in the groupchat.'

'Fucking cunt...'

'Luv ya too, prick.'

'This is why the college thinks performing arts students are crazy...' Jess sighed.