I'm seriously thinking that my mum's planning on disowning me, purely because of the random and perverted comments I make at the weirdest times.

Like earlier today!

(I'm sorry in advance)

Me: ....Huh....

Mum: What?

Me: Just a thought.

Mum: Okay, what thought?

Me: Ya know what, it's not important

Mum: Oh come on! Tell me!

Me: I can't!

Mum: Why not?

Me: Because you'll be disappointed in me!

Mum: I'm disappointed that you can't share your thoughts with your own mother.

Me:

Me: ...Cats can suck their own dicks.

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me: Tried to warn ya.

Yeaaaaaaah, my minds fucked up...

Okey I'm gonna go back to listening to Or30.

Sayonara!