Myyyyyyyyyyyy sleeeeeeeeeeeep scheeeeeeeeeeeduuuuuuuule issssssssssss fuuuuuuucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So why don't I fuck it up even mote by doing this tag, given to me by *puts on glasses and squints at crumpled note* ......Somebody.

I honestly can't remember who gave me this, plz don't be mad!!!

Well let's see what this tag requires anyhow.

Hmmmmmm okay... so its another exposure tag where I have to reveal things about myself?

Aight cool. I got this.

Ahem.

*Claps hands* Spotlight on me, if you please!

Now sit back, relax, and... learn stuff about me that is 100% not going to change your life in anyway. Okay? Okay.

Let's get to it!!!!

Fact no.1!
I can dislocate and relocate my right shoulder at will, and have been able to since I was pretty much still in a crib. It used to freak my parents out when I did it with an innocent smile on my face.

And now, it freaks my friends out when I do it with an innocent smile on my face!!!

Fact no.2!!
I am left handed.
It doesn't make playing Skyward Sword any harder though, which is nice.

Fact no.3!!!
Most of my clothes are black. It goes with everything, so I don't really need to worry about combos.

Fact no.4!!!!
I have a bit of an obsession with Greek Gods (most of my horses in botw are named after them, teehee)

Fact no.5!!!!!
I used to have a pet snake, and I miss her so much!
I'm planning on getting one of my own when I'm financially stable and living on my own. Already thinking of names! :3

Fact no.6!!!!!!
I fell down the stairs when I was 7 and banged my head on a radiator...
Idk I'm running out of facts that I haven't said in previous tags.

Fact no.7!!!!!!!
My favourite movie is Wolf Children (May or may not be watching it right now)

Fact no.8!!!!!!!!
I have a decent collection of Pokemon plushies, planning on expanding soon.

Fact no.9!!!!!!!!!
My favourite animal is a fox. (Literally running out of ideas)

Annnnnnnd Fact no.10!!!!!!!!!!
I......... uh.......

My favourite anime is Ancient Magus Bride.

There. Ten facts. Now, what else do I need to do?

Well, I'll save the joke till last.

I'm not tagging, as always.

And as for the spoiler....

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There will be ANGST

Okay onto the joke. I saved it for last because it's pretty long. Very long, actually. Feel free to skip it, if you want.

So there's this boy who visits his grandparents, who are both monks. They're always delighted to see him, and graciously feed him and provide abed for him. That night, he tries to go to sleep... but three vicious screams wake him.

He rushes to his grandparents' room and wake them up, asking what the screams were, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The boy is disappointed but accepts it and goes back to sleep, wakes up in the morning, and bids his grandparents farewell.

Some months later, the boy comes back to visit, and his grandparents are once again delighted. They feed him, give him a bed, and bid him goodnight. That night, he hears the same three vicious that he had heard years earlier.

He goes to his grandparents to ask them what the screams were, but he was met by the same answer: "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The boy sighs and goes back to bed. The next morning, he bids his grandparents goodbye, but this time he has a plan.

He's going to become a monk.

Years later, after travelling and studying and finding out how to become a monk, he finally does it. He is now a monk. Knowing this, he pays his grandparents a visit and stays the night. He's excited, and hardly is able to fall asleep, but he does.

And then, he hears three vicious screams.

The boy springs up in excitement and rushes to his grandparents room to ask them what the screams were. They look at each other, and then ask "Are you a monk?"

"Yes" he replies "I am a monk, so I can know right?"

The grandfather sighs and nods, standing up "Alright, follow me."

The boy follows his grandfather through the house and into the cellar, only to come across a locked door. The grandfather unlocks the door with a mysterious key and leads the boy through what looked like a labyrinth. It was old and crumbled and damp, but it was still pretty, and the boy was too excited to care about it.

Finally, his grandfather stops by a final door, decorated with different gems and shiny things. They turn to each other and the grandfather says "This is the door that leads to the answer."

The boy is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he finds out the source to the vicious screams.

What?

Oh you want to know what the screams are?

Ah, well you see.... You're not a monk, so I can't tell you.

I love pissing everyone off with this joke.

Anyway that's enough out of me, I really do need some sleep, so I'm gonna hit the hay. Remember if you want to do any of the tags I've done, feel free.

Well.

Peace out.