Angels of Death Vines - Valentines Day Edition!
Danny: Happy Valentines Day!
Shin: Happy- Shut the fuck up! Who the fuck invited you, you fucking-
Eddie: *writing love note to Rachel* Blood is red and bruises are blue. Will you be my valentine...DON'T SAY NO!!!
Cathy: *sniffs flower*
Shin: I wish I was that flower
Cathy: What?
Shin: Nothing, I said you're gross!
Danny: So what are your plans for Valentines Day?
Shin: Valentines Day was created by Hallmark to increase sales
Danny: You don't have any, do you?
Shin: Nope
Shin: Do you have a Valentine?
Eddie: Yes *points at grave*
Shin: That's a grave
Eddie: Yeah, I know..
Eddie: Valentines Day and I just couldn't resist, you should meet my girlfriend oh wait, she doesn't exist..
*Danny and Cathy holding hands*
Shin: "Oh look at us we're all happy and in love and not dead inside" Get fucked! Both of you!!
Eddie: What are you doing on Valentines Day?
Shin: Sleeping. Sleeping the whole day.
Danny: Happy Valentines Day!
Cathy: Thank you for Fereou Rocher!
Danny: Enjoy your Fereou Rocher!! I love you!!!
Shin: Father Gray, remember that girl I told you I was gonna ask to my Valentine? She said no.
Gray: I'm sorry, Shin
Shin: Well, I get to keep the candy, so I'm happy!
Eddie: *sees flowers on table*Oh, I'm so happy and these are...Cathy's and not mine...
Danny: You got a date for Valentines Day?
Shin: Yeah, it's February 14th
Happy Valentines Day! Hope you enjoyed these and yes, Shin is the new character who will now be in this book!!
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