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Question: Which one is correct? “Penguins flies” or “A Penguin flies”
Answer:    Neither. Penguins don’t fly.

Question: My neighbor Bob is a blacksmith. He is 45 years old, 7 ft. tall, and eats all the time. Guess what does he weigh?
Answer:    Iron

Question: You have 20 apples in a basket. 20 children come to you and each one of them ask for an apple. You want to give all the apples to each one of them, but still keep one inside the basket? How will you do it?
Answer:    Give all the 19 apples to each one of them and give the basket to the last child with the apple still inside it.

Question: How many sides does a circle have?
Answer:    Two. An inside and an outside.

Question: If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
Answer:    12, fish don’t drown!

Question: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet. How come?
Answer:    He was bald.

Question: Question: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Answer:    No problem , He sleeps at night.

Question: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer:    Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered.

Question: What was the (American) President’s name in 1960?
Answer:    Exactly the same as today.

Question: An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
Answer:    There is no smoke with an electric train.

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What do you think were you all correct,
Thank you,
Love you all,
~Zainab~