Aizawa: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Deku: ...I did. I broke it.

Aizawa: No. No you didn't. Katsuki?

Bakugo: Don't look at me. Look at icy-hot.

Todoroki: What?! I didn't break it.

Bakugo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Todoroki: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Denki: Suspicious.

Todoroki: No it's not!

Mina: If it matters, probably not, but Yuga was the last one to use it.

Aoyama: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Sero: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Aoyama: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hanta!

Deku: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sensei Aizawa.

Aizawa: No! Who broke it!?

Todoroki: Sensei... Hagakure's been awfully quiet.

Toru: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing.]

Aizawa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

[Everyone still arguing]

Aizawa: Good, it's been getting a little chummy around here.

Ghost: *blinks*

Aizawa: Uhhhh....

Ghost: Ummmm never say that again.....

Amaris:..... yea Sensei.... Don't say that again....

Aizawa: You two knew didn't you?

Amaris: Yea.

Ghost: Mhm.

Amaris: We knew it was a prank soooo-

Ghost: We just watched from a distance.

Aizawa: .......