So for our children's play this year, we're doing Beauty and the Beast. That seems pretty normal enough. Yesterday, we decided to watch the live action version to celebrate the end of the school year.

So, me and five other people I'm sitting by, we start singing every single song in the movie, until one of the girls next to us told us to shut the fuck up. We still continued singing.

For those of you who haven't seen it, there's a scene where Maurice, Belle's father, picks a rose from the rose garden, which is when he gets thrown into dungeon by the beast. The girl next to me, my friend Addison, asked if the rose garden was the west wing. I said no, and we contuied watching.

A couple minutes later, everyone saying that every enchanted object looks ugly except for Plummette, the feather duster, during Be Our Guest, during the line 'For a servant who's not serving', Lumiere dabs. Now, Little Theater is comprised of teenagers, with one teacher watching the entire thing with us. As you can imagine, the audience either laughed, started dabbing, rolled eyes, or yelled "HE DABBED!" at the top of their lungs, much like this video by NateWantsToBattle:

So fast forward to when Gaston chains Maurice to the tree. We were so done with Gaston at that point that we all yelled "JUST DIE ALREADY!" with one person asking "Is LeFou gay?"

Fast forward to the enchanted object fight scene, when the wardrobe (I know her name, I'm just to lazy to figure out how to spell it) gets Tom, Dick, and Stanley in the dresses. The middle one, who I'm just gonna call Dick because why not, smiles, Addison had to ask me what was going on, and I just told her to wait until the finale. Then the couple counciling with Mrs. Potts happened. That raised a lot of questions too.

So then we get to the Beast/Gaston fight scene, and when Gaston lied to the Beast about Belle, once again, everyone yelled at him to die. When the bridge finally broke and Gaston fell to his death, everyone cheered, even the kid who plays Gaston in our play cheered when his own character died.

So I haven't seen this movie in a year, and I forgot that Cogsworth, Lumiere, Chip, Mrs. Potts, the wardrobe, Mistro, Chapeau, the dog, and Plummette basically die, so I was basically sobbing at the end, my friend Mary laughing at my reaction.

Fast forward a minute or so after that when the Beast turns back into a human. Devanti, one of our resident gays, not that I have anything against gay people, half of my friends are, yells while it's dead silent in the theater "Holy shit! He's ugly as fuck!" causing the entire theater to start laughing. Here's a picture of Dan Stevens, the guy who plays the Beast. My mother and I find him attractive as fuck, but everyone else thought he was ugly, and wanted him to turn back into a beast.

Then, the other humans come back, and everyone, once again, says that Plummette is the most attractive person out of everyone, especially Cogsworth. Keep in mind, the guy who played Gandalf in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, along with Dumbledoore in the first two (fact check me on that) Harry Potter movies, plays Cogsworth. Everyone called him old and ugly, while I yelled "IT'S THE SAME GUY WHO PLAYED GANDALF! OF COURSE HE OLD!" everyone telling me to shut up.

Anyway, that is the most recent magic of the Belleville West Little Theater.