So, every year at my highschool, Little Theatre (the school drama club) puts on a Freshman Sophomore play, and this time it's two one acts, 10 Best/Worst Things About Highschool and 10 Ways To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse.

I got Nana in 10 Ways To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse, I don't have any speaking lines, I'm the first one to die because I'm old and my walker is to heavy, and then I turn into a zombie. That is literally all I do.

But it literally lists 10 ways to survive the zombie apocalypse (sacrificing the weakest is number one) and some of them are just obvious, (Method Nine: Run Really Fast) while some are just plain disturbing (Method Eight: Romance The Zombies, and yes, I mean flirting with undead corpses that have no brain).

But the most creative was Method Four: Overwhelming Firepower, which has a convenient plot point.

So, in this method, the four survivors, Sam, Christy, Jimmy, and Susan, are being surrounded by zombies while Sam is giving a motivational speech about surviving. About one minute before the zombies attack them, Sam says "Oh yeah! I forgot about this cache of experimental weapons we stole while we were hiding out in the Pentagon!"

Which Susan promptly pushed the red button on an ion gravity blaster or something, and kills all the zombies.

Convenient plot point is very convenient.

And here is all the methods, including the bonus two and the one we aren't doing in the play because we don't have the budget.

Method One: Sacrifice The Weakest

Method Two: Trick The Zombies

Method Three: Join The Zombies

Method Four: Overwhelming Firepower

Method Five: Raise Genetically Modified Dogs Trained to Attack and Kill the Zombies (this is the one we aren't doing)

Method Six: Kung Fu

Method Seven: Reason With The Zombies

Method Eight: Romance The Zombies

Method Nine: Run Really Fast (or as Narrator One corrects it, Don't Trip Over Anything While Running Really Fast)

Method Ten: Leave The Planet

Method Eleven: Cannibalism

Method Twelve: Leave The Play

Those are literally all of the methods. And at one part, Susan is trying to convince them to not eat anyone, and her literal line is "Instead of cannibalism, let's resort to cannibadoism."

To which Sam replies with "Let's eat her first."

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