Dit: My doctor told me to take something good for my cold.

Dot: What did you take?

Dit: I took his coat.

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"You have  the brain of an idiot." #1 person

"Want it back?" #2 person

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Maud: Sometimes I get so depressed I want to drown myself.

Claude: What stops you?

Maud: I can't swim.

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Molly: Would you say I am a person of rare intelligence?

Dolly: Yes, it is rare when you show any.

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Nicky: Go ahead and pick my brain, if you want.

Ricky: I don't think I have a pair of tweezers small enough.

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Loni: How can I improve my mind?

Ronny: Read a blank book.

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I don't know if it's funny or not...but I smiled...