May I have your attention please? 

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To kill spiders (to kill spiders)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my bottom (come take my bottom)

We'll walk through the golf course together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

His fingers are skinny, knees long, elbows are rough

There's food on his trousers already, sister's pizza

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to kill spiders,

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, an idiot

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am, an idiot

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

You better fall in love

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to kill spiders

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better fall in love

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to kill spiders

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back

Follow the star as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through the golf course

I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the school now

And when I'm gone, just kill spiders, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my skinny fingers

Just know that I'm looking down on you laughing

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just fall in love

And when he's gone, just kill spiders, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his long knees

Just know that he's looking down on you loving

And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just fall in love in your trousers.