Dear Walter,

I cherish England, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a dyed partner. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than a dyed partner.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you prancing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous smiling skills.

You have knees like naughty beetroots and the most useful liver I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to kick those naughty beetroot knees and bite that useful liver.

You're so special with your big ways. The way you handle your stupid son shows great charity and sympathy.

I know that to you I'm just a hot dreamer but I think we could be happy together, working like two fuzzy mice.

Please, say you'll be mine Walter!

All my love

TheSharperImage