I get on with life as a electrician,

I'm a lovable kinda person.

I like singing in a choir on Sundays,

I like tasting wine in the week.

I like to contemplate tights.

But when I start to daydream,

My mind turns straight to stockings.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,

I notice the way I think about stockings with a smile,

Curved lips I just can't disguise.

But I think it's tights making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?

Tights or...

Stockings?I like to use words like 'crikey,'

I like to use words like 'freak.'

I like to use words about tights.

But when I stop my talking,

My mind turns straight to stockings.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,

I notice the way I think about stockings with a smile,

Curved lips I just can't disguise.

But I think it's tights making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?

Tights or...

Stockings?I like to hang out with Jack,

I like to kick back with Will,

But when left alone,

My mind turns straight to stockings.

Oh oh oh!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,

I notice the way I think about stockings with a smile,

Curved lips I just can't disguise.

But I think it's tights making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?

Tights or...

Stockings?I'm not too fond of cough mixture,

I really hate dangerous driving,

But I just think back to stockings,

And I'm happy once again.

Oh oh oh!