Um okay, hear me out

Would I beat Light Yagami in a fight?

Cuz think about it

He can't do shit without his notebook or pen. I can just smack the book out of his hands, and now I have his cyanide addict broken pet parakeet (Ryuk) on my side

Next kick him and bite his ankles (because I'm short asf) until he has no more ankles, then I'll smack him with the book

And brotha prolly has no real combat skills 

So I'll be fine

As long as he doesn't know my real name 

Would I win? Maybe

(Also it was based off of this meme and it got me thinking 👇👇)

Anyways (anyways counter: 6x)

It's me 

Vs 

Him

Who would win?

(Btw this is a joke and I felt like sharing this)

Anyways! (Anyways counter: 7x)

Till next time bye!