Yeah.. that title isn't a joke. This is (pretty much) the full explanation of what happened, along with the evidence we have.

My boyfriend [we'll call him A] has been living with his roommate [we'll call him R] for about 3 months now. He [R] had a Shari's pie that was specifically for me, and no one else. I was in Washington for 2 months, came back for a day, and left for four days, then came back.

On Friday night [August 13th, 2021], me and A went to A's best friend's house [we'll call him B]. We brought snacks to share with everyone, since B has a few kids (B is in his 40's, but him and A became best friends through work) and we wanted to have a fun time with them (one of his kids is my age, and we had classes together through high school). One of the snacks I brought was that pie R had saved for me.

After I ate the pie, 30 minutes went by and I started getting vertigo. But it wasn't stressful vertigo (which is what I get randomly), it was the vertigo I get after smoking weed or taking weed mints. I told A about it, and then realized that it was after I ate the pie that I was getting the symptoms of being high. Everything else I had ate that day, was stuff me and A had bought ourselves, that was still in their original containers.

A few minutes went by and the vertigo got worse, to the point I felt like I was tilting. All of this was happening while I was sitting down. My right arm got tingly, and I felt wide awake (which is weird because I get sleepy around 10 PM and it was about 10:30 by this point). I felt off balance, which doesn't happen when I'm weed high. We ended up going inside and laying down. Every single time I moved, my head felt like it was rushing and I was tilting or falling.

At one point I was sleeping on a body pillow (me and A were sleeping on the floor). Every time I moved or rolled over, I felt like I was about to fall off a bed, rather than just a pillow. That morning I woke up, still feeling the exact same as when I went to bed that night. So now it's Saturday and it seems like evidence is piling up, pointing towards R being the one to have done it.

We went to our apartment building to ask the neighbors if they had anyone complaining about similar symptoms. They said no, and asked why. So we told them that we think R tried to drug me. We explained why (how he's very weird around me, talks to me about sexual stuff when A isn't around, etc.) we think it was him. They gave us a more of a bigger picture thing, which did help me feel better.

But then A suggested he eat the pie (I never finished it), so he did. And he felt the exact same way as me. The only exception was that he was numb all over his body. I was not numb all over, but there were certain parts that were numb. This meant that something most definitely did happen to the pie, even if R didn't do something to it.

So me and A went to the police department to ask them where we could go to do a blood draw for a drug test. Because we were looking for a drug test, we had to explain what was going on. We told them what our reactions were to the pie, and how it was the only thing that we had that caused any issues. We also explained that we think it was R, but I explicitly told them that I do not know who it was.

They asked if we wanted to take the issue forward, but I said no, just keep it on file. They said okay and did that. Me and A then went home (R was at work).

I went into the ER that Sunday to do a drug screen (they only do urine analysis), and while everything was negative, 2 of them were starred. Alcohol & methadone. I asked the hospital about it, and they said that they were just low negatives. This means that there was trace amounts of both in my system, but not enough to give a positive. This is probably because we waited a bit over 24 hours to do the drug test.

Methedone is a painkiller and can make you numb or not feel pain. It is also used to help people get off of opiates.

So that's the story. These are the reasons why we think it's R:

-He consistently lies about things. On Thursday he said he only had $100 on his credit card. He went to Walmart and spent it all. The next day on Friday, he said he had $100 on his credit card. So where did this extra hundred come from?
-He's very weird when A is not home with us. He talks to me openly about his sex life, and while I didn't have too much of a problem with it, it felt like he was trying to convince me he was really good in bed. Like he wanted to convince me to do things with him.
-He was the only one home to have spiked the pie. While I was gone for a quick trip, A was at his mom's place while R was home alone. Plenty of time to have done something to it.
-He works with special needs people. This means he has access to all of their drug prescriptions. Methadone is something that could be prescribed to someone. He's been at this job since he was 18 years old, and he's 25 years old now. Meaning he would know his way around prescription drugs.
-He actively tries to spend more time with me than his own girlfriend. He took the day off on Thursday just to hang out with me while A was gone at work. Never offered for all of us to hang out.
-When he talked about past roommates, he always claimed that they were crazy. Since this shit all came up, he's been calling me and A crazy. If he's done it to other people, it would make sense for him to say they were crazy. And he said all of his roommates have been crazy.
-After I asked him to tell me if something was in the pie, he told me no one put anything in it. Then told me to tell A he had 30 days to move out. Not me & A, just A. So if he's mad at us both, why just kick my boyfriend out?
-This isn't really much evidence as it is just odd. R loves to say, "I like pie." Randomly, out of the blue, "I like pie." If he's drugged other people using pie (which he gets regularly), it would kinda make sense why he says that.
-R has these CBD gummies that are 10 mg each. He tried to convince me to take 2 of them, even though the instructions strictly say not to exceed 1, no matter what.
-Every time he talked about girlfriends, he said they always break up with him, he never breaks up with them.
-He's been constantly shit talking A and saying bad things about him. He would end up saying that he might kick out A, but not me.
-When my mom attacked me on my graduation day, R was all about trying to make sure I was okay. But when he finds out I was drugged (granted it wasn't through me & A so he felt like he was being accused of something, just cause of second hand stories), he flips out. Even though in most of the fights that have happened, he's usually trying to get to the bottom of everything versus lashing out at us.