Okay, I just started Into The Woods and I'm about nine minutes through.

Something I'm loving about this is that it's showing what everyone is doing. Like, Cinderella is singing about the festival, the baker and his wife are singing about wanting a child, Jack and his mother are singing about the cow and Little Red Riding Hood is singing about going to her grandmother. (And kinda sorta stealing)

Fifteen minutes in and I love this.

Cow as white as milk.

Jack's cow.

Cape as red as blood.

Little Red Riding Hood's cape.

Hair as yellow as corn.

I'm guessing that's Rapunzel.

And a slipper as pure as gold.

Cinderella's slipper.

It's all connected and I'm living for it.

Twenty-one minutes and thirty seconds in and Mr. Wolf makes me very uncomfortable.

Maybe it's just me.

Thirty-two minutes and thirty-four seconds in and that "Ugh!" from Little Red Riding Hood when the baker kissed her cheek is hilarious to me.

Also, her describing what happened and being in Mr. Wolf's stomach looked really comfortable to me.

Idk why.

Mr. Wolf is also dead now.

Fourty-two minutes and fourty-eight seconds in and the moment where the two princes just pass each other and come back is amazing.

And Cinderella and the baker's wife just talking and singing about the ball reminds me of a mother and her daughter chatting about boys and stuff.

Rapunzel and Cinderella's princes are brothers too, I love that.

Also, say Rapunzel marries her prince, the baker is related to royality because him and Rapunzel are brother and sister.

Fourty-six minutes and thirty seconds in and I was right, hair as yellow as corn is Rapunzel!

I love being right.

Also, the princes singing about Cinderella and Rapunzel is so funny to me because the sibling rivelery is so strong.

Fourty-nine and thirteen minutes in and I can't get over the baker jumping up on the carriage and asking if he can compare an ear of corn to their hair XD.

Fifty-eight minutes in and I'm so happy.

Why?

It's the version of Rapunzel where the prince goes blind because of the thorns so he finds her because of her singing!

I LOVE that version!

Also, the witch seems to genuinely care for Rapunzel, but idk.

And Little Red Riding Hood pulling a knife on Jack and threatening to slash him into a thousand bits is just-

Yes.

Oh, and Milky-White's dead.

An hour, nine minutes, and thirty-seven seconds in.

It did the version of Cinderella where the birds peck the step sisters eyes out!

Yes!

Cinderella and her prince are together now and they're adorable.

Rapunzel and her prince are also together.

The baker's wife got the slipper, and also, question.

What was the black stuff on the palace steps?

An hour, fifteen minutes, and eight seconds in.

Rapunzel's prince can see now!

Milky-White's alive again!

I panicked when the baker and his wife got the wrong ingredients but it worked out thanks to Jack.

Cinderella and her prince just got married!

And the witch is literally gorgeous.

Everything worked out!

But there's still fifty-one minutes left...

An hour, twenty minutes and fourteen minutes.

The giantess is looking for Jack.

I FUCKING HATE CINDERELLA'S PRINCE!

FUCK HIM!

Also, an hour, twenty-seven minutes, and fourty-nine seconds.

And question.

Why did Rapunzel's prince recognize the witch immediately but Rapunzel, who had lived with her her entire life not recognize her?

SHE'S DEAD!

THE BAKER'S WIFE IS DEAD!

Also, an hour, thirty-four minutes and thirty-five seconds in.

But... maybe the witch can bring her back to life like she did with Milky-White?

God, I hope.

An hour, fourty minutes, and thirty minutes in.

I guess the witch is dead now.

Great.

My sister just came in and started watching it with me and when Cinderella's prince came I told her we don't like him and she called him Prince Hans and-

Yes. Yes, he is Prince Hans.

An hour, fourty-seven minutes, and fourty-seven seconds in.

I guess Jack's mom is dead too.

And, the baker ran into his dad.

The end.

This was so good I can't explain it in words.

They defeated the giantess, they're all going to live together now.

But uh, question.

Where are Rapunzel and her prince?

Other than that, loved it, so, so much.

Okay, well I think I'll go watch something more upbeat.