Lmao, I'm late, but shhhh.

Boy: I set the internet on fire.
Girl: How?!

My Social Studies teacher read us a note telling us she thought it was a break up letter a sixth grader wrote.

It was signed "The American Colonies."

It was about the Declaration of Independence.

She wrote it.

Boy: It has Amoug Us!
Social Studies Teacher: Where.
Boy, reading: "For Quarting large bodies of troops among us."
Social Studies Teacher: That's kinda sus.

A girl found a raw egg in her desk in Science class.

Science Teacher: Does anybody know what Pi is?
*Everyone says 3.14*
Science Teacher: Pie is delicious!

The principal was talking about devious licks and said delicious licks.

The whole grade died laughing.

Principal: Now, if there were somebody saying they were going to fight me, would I go out and fight them?
*Entire eighth grade nods*
Principal:..No.

Girl: My dream car is a pink Barbie Jeep.

Boy: I thought you'd be a Math teacher.
Social Studies Teacher: That's funny.

Boy: Why are you confusing me?!
Social Studies Teacher: It's my job.

Girl: Mrs. Finney, why do I have an F in your class?
Social Studies Teacher: First of all, you don't have an F in my class, second, I'm not Mrs. Finney.

Social Studies Teacher: And it's with my best friend.
Boy: So me.
Social Studies Teacher:
Social Studies Teacher: Sure.

Boy 1: If you don't sleep for two days, you'll sleep for two days.
Boy 2: That doesn't make any sense.
Boy 1: Yes it does.

My Science teacher has a jar of fat that expired in 2009 that he's going to sell on EBay when he retires.

He even said he'll sign it for us.

Boy: If you enjoy counting 'til the moon is full, you need a life.

Our Science teacher turned off the lights to show us something and when it was quiet he whispered "You'll float to."

Girl: I'd rather be in bed right now.
Subsitute Teacher: I think we'd all rather be in bed right now.

Today was Butterbraid day for Band and if you haven't seen a group of seventh and eighth graders (Mainly eighth graders.) excited for free food you haven't seen real chaos.

Two boys were saying "Te Amo" over and over to each other and my best friend and I just stared at each other and laughed silently for like, five minutes.

L.A. Teacher: Exploding brains.
Everyone:
L.A. Teacher: Just kidding.

L.A. Teacher: We have about five or six minutes left, so just... don't attack each other.

Science Teacher: I do not recommend trying this.
Boy: I'm gonna try it.

Band Teacher: Wanna see my lawn?
Everyone:..Sure.

L.A. Teacher: *Walks in our Math class*
Girl: Mrs. Craven! Can you help me with the test?
L.A. Teacher: Ha, no. I'm not good at Math.

Math Substitute: Yeah, his name is Ed but we both took my last name because his is Sheeran and we thought it'd be too obvious.
Girl: Really?
Math Substitute: No.

Math Substitute: Okay, we have fifteen minutes left, let's pretend we're a class that's sometimes quiet.

Math Substitute: Don't call people ugly, that could stick to them.
Girl: True, but he was like, two.
Math Substitute: Oh. Than maybe it's okay.

Boy: I can't be a suspect! I sleep in all my classes.

Girl: I'd fall.
Engineering Teacher: Well you once fell going up stairs.

Our band teacher wasn't at school so the student taught us again, but we mess up and made a really ugly noise so the teacher there just covered her face with her hoodie and said, "This is so you don't see my disappointment."

Math Substitute: What's four times K?
Girl: 4K!
Math Substitute: Yep.
Girl: Caught in 4K!

Boy: *Asleep*
Social Studies Teacher: Caleb!
*Nothing*
Social Studies Teacher: Everyone start clapping.

Social Studies Teacher: Have any of you seen Hocus Pocus?
Most People: Yes.
Social Studies Teacher: Just making sure you're cultured.

Boy 1: I hate this chair!
Boy 2: I don't even have a chair!

Friend 1: I got kicked out of band.
Friend 2: How?! It's the nerdiest thing ever! Did you say Percy Jackson sucks or something?!

Science Teacher: If any of you create a new element, don't even ask, you can go ahead and name it after me.

Girl: And he's poor!
Social Studies Teacher: He's in college, you're supposed to be poor in college.

Social Studies Teacher: Anyone ever been out of the country?
Boy: By accident.
Social Studies Teacher:..How?

A table flipped over during lunch and one girl went "Oh no... our table, it's broken!"

Okay anyways, about the fiesta day thing, my mom called the school directly after and the vice principal said that she didn't know anything about it.

But the girls didn't get punished by any means, so... yeah.

But whatever, happy late Halloween, hope you guys, gals, and non-binary pals had fun!

And if you don't celebrate Halloween, happy Autumn!