Thomas:ok guys,so you know the plan for when Janus is drunk right?

Patton,Virgil,and Roman:we lock up Remus!

Remus:you guys are no fun!

Logan:then we take care of Janus,correct?

Thomas:*nods*alright gang,let's do this!

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Janus sighed and opened the cabinet to see his wine glass"these guys really need to put this in a better place."he mumbled taking it in his hand.

Janus opened the fridge and grabbed the wine bottle before opening it and pouring it into the cup,taking a big sip as he sat on the counter.

Patton took a step in the room and saw Janus"are you drinking again?"Janus looked to Patton"yup,got something to say about it?"Patton turned and walked away with a shake of his head.

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Patton walked into the living room"where's Remus?"he asked,Roman stood up"drinking again?"Patton nodded"shouldn't we talk to him about that?"Logan mumbled.

Roman turned and went upstairs"REMUS YOU GOTTA GET IN YOUR ROOM!"he yelled"NO!"Remus screamed at him,Virgil groaned.

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Roman closed Remus's door and smiled before going downstairs"done and done."Patton smiled"alright,who's gonna check on Janus?"everyone looked to Patt.

Patton sighed"ok Kiddos,I'll go."Patton got up and walked to the kitchen to not see Janus"GUYS!?"he yelled,the others walked in and immediately got worried.

"Where could a drunk snake have gone!?"Thomas asked"maybe he got bored and went to buy drugs."Roman mumbled in almost a Remus voice,Virgil smacked the back of his head"get outta your brother's head,Remus."

Logan's phone went off and he saw a message from Janus.

Logan sighed"he's at Lowe's."he mumbled as he messaged back.

Logan groaned"he bought a giant wine glass."Virgil facepalmed himself"that drunk weirdo."

(So this is my first one shot with a drunk Janus,I'm planning on more for The_Fabulous_Janus )