Me:*walks in on my parents watching Billie Eilish music videos*whatcha watching?
Mom:Billie,doesn't she have good songs?
Dad:yup.
Me:*looks to TV*

Mom:honey?
Me:*nosebleed*
Dad:JAY!?
Me:huh?oh...sorry I zoned off.
Me internally:HAS AN ANGEL FALLEN FROM HEAVEN INTO HELL AND RESURRECTED INTO A DARK ANGEL!?
Literally two days later
Me:IM GAY FOR BILLIE EILISH FOOLS!
My neighbors:....

Ok enough jokes I'm seriously gay for Billie Eilish to the point I walk into my room and ask myself"do I like guys at all?"but like,can you blame me?when you see this

And this

Walk around in your TV screen singing like this

It's hard NOT to think they're hot!she's just so pretty!
My anxiety:what if she finds this?
My creativity:what if she commented on this!?
Me:*gasp*
My logic:that has a very low-
Me:creativity I love that idea!
My logic:what the heck?