"I'm hungry... Should I eat this piece of dried and sugared mango? Is there any legend that forbids it like: 'If you eat a piece of dried and sugared mango at 03:45 am, your loved ones will die'? I guess not. I'ma just eat it."

"I am bored. Ok, there's a book on my lap, I could read it. Nah, lemme just publish a totally stupid chapter about my thoughts rn :D"