Okay now that I have your attention, here's what the internet has blessed me with...

May I present to you, the Vauseman love child that is none other than...

the one,

the only,

hAnNaH mOnTaNa—
lol nope just had to get that outta my system

🥁 [drum roll intensifies] 🥁

mother fricking Katy Perry! I mean wHAT