You are a true desi Indian if you use that 'one word' every time, for everything happening beside.
That 'one word' is an unique word which fits your dictionary 100% but onlookers think you've got barny or something.
For me that 'one word' is chomu.
Take example.

Mom: chal bahr chalte hai.
Me: m nhi jaaungi is chomu look mein.

Example 2.
Mom: khaane mein tinde bane hain.
Me: yeh kya chomu sabzi bnai hai.

Fits 1000%!

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