Indian daily soaps:

*Husband is lying dead on bed
Doctors say that he is dead*

Wife: Aankhein kholo Tittu ke papa!

Husband:

Wife: Dekho Tittu ke papa m janti hu tum naatak kar rhe ho

Husband:

Wife: Mai Abhi tittu Ko bula ke laungi kholo aankhein!

Husband:

Wife: Dekho Tittu ke papa mai 3 tak gin rhi hu phir m apni nass kaatlungi.

Husband:

Wife: 1

Husband:

Wife:2

Husband:

Wife:3

*This scene is elongated like a stretched rubber band for around 10 more episodes*

*Wife is abt to cut herself *

Husband : *opens eyes*

Kya Tittu ki mummy hum chor police khel rhe the tumne Sara khel bigaar diya!!!