Me:
One day

*is active on wattpad*

*waits for someone to spam me*

*waits*

*waits*

*waits*

*No body spams*

Creepy hell!
*goes to bed to sleep*

Next day : 0 notifications

*pledges that today i wont be active on wattpad any moment*

*checks wattpad next day*

99+ notifications.

Bhai pehle spam karleta. Tera kuch jaa rha tha.
Ab sab notifications pharulo mai
=_=