Friend: iss weekend kya kar rhi hai?
Me: Sonu ke tittu ki sweety ko dekhungi.
Friend: Bs...terese yeh umeed nhi thiii...tu...p*******

Me: bhnn movie h wo😅

Aajkal itni darawi Bollywood movies h ki mere jaise shareefon pe shakk karte h log.
Sharafat ka zamana hi nhi hai.