A few centuries back...
Okay chan, control control itna peeche nhi jaana

A few months back there was this one video which got viral over YouTube of a girl called Priya Prakash, aage bhi kuch tha.

Please don't relate the next thing I will write, to her.

Sorry agar tumhe kuch samajh nahi aiya, keep reading!

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Romance shown in Bollywood

*guy meet girl, pta nhi kaise (obviously there is no sense in their meeting xD*

*Love at first sight*

*Ladki smiles, ladka fells*

Okay chalo cut. Aage we all know kya hota hai.

Romance shown in Tollywood (with reference to miss Priya)

*guy meets girl*

*wink is an important part of romance*

*lip lock in school campus (I mean dude, mujhe bhi jaana h iss school mein)*

*love at first sight xD(yeh Baad mein hua, lip lock pehle hi hogya)*

*a few scenes of idk which location*

*bla bla bla bla*

*hero heroine meet forever*

Okay chalo, ghar jao. movie khatam.

Romance in real life

*shows a girl cussing under her breath ki aaj rubber band lagana bhool gyi* *this is me tbh*

*her hair are beautifully assembled with Chameli oil*

*because she watches a lot of Bollywood romance so u know*

*No guy meets her*

*end of love story*

Scenario no. 2

*shows a girl applying ponds fairness white powder*

*gets ready for school*

*hair done with oil(indians hain hum)*

*goes school, no guy meets her*

*goes home, checks Insta*

*11 requests pending*

*start of love story*

*mummy ki flying chappal*

*end of love story*

I still don't know how does blaaywood comes with such weird concepts of luv estories.

Ps: this update was burning in my draft, so yeah whutever. Habe phun guuuuyyysssssssss.