*a goddamn randow chick(guy) on Instagram*

Yeah, I called guys chick becoz they are babies(who are not cute) with no damn head, few like Vicky Kaushal being the exception.

Him: hlooo (4:35pm)
Him: hiiii (4:35pm)
Him: reply (4:36pm)

As u guys can see his desperation. Matlab yeh Banda Modi ki sarkar Ko kaise tolerate karega.

And for entertainment if u ever accept their requests......
The circus continues!

Me-- hi (4:39 pm)
Him- how r u dear? (4:39 pm)

Bhai kaun hu main teri? Maa? Bhnn jo tu dear bol Raha hai? Next Rakhi pe na mera gift tyaar rakhiyo!

Iss question ka jawab dene se acha I take a shotgun and kill him xD

Him: I m from bla bla bla (4:40 pm)
Him- I m a writer (4:40 pm)
Him: I saw ur bio (4:40 pm)
Him: u also writer (4:40 pm)
Him: we are twins (4:40 pm)
Him: what u do? (4:41 pm)
Him: I m a student (4:41 pm)
Him: kehre college cho O (4:41 pm)
Him: ho* (4:41 pm)

Desperation dekho matlab tum bande ka. I can make him overnight super *inserts a censored word* star I bet xD

Me: nice account (4:42 pm)
Me: where did u got that camera from? (Because he posted photographs shot on his camera in his account so I asked)

He answers nd again comes to the question where do I live

Dude, will u supply me free chocolates everyday if I tell you my location?
Aur Haan, only dairy milk allowed.

Him: kehte college ch O? (4:42 pm)
Me: why are u being to desperate? (4:43pm)
Me: you are a stranger I don't even know u why should I tell u?

(At 4:45 pm)
Him: *joins hands*
Him: bye

Me--- *screams* mission successful!!!!!!!

So my dearest readers...agar aisa *inserts censored word* Banda tumko kahin miljai toh uski firki lo and don't let him drool over your hotness, okay?
These are the free entertainment sources provided by god so that we youngsters don't go in depression.
And to dear young guys xD  please put a strong full stop to your testosterone, I request.

Phir bologe yeh ladki badi feminist banti hai, tum jaise *inserts censored word* logon ke kaaran ki karna padhta hai yeh sab!

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And something I wanted to share which my experience taught me is you make ur own happiness. Ek banda tumhari life mein aake tumhara Dil hi tor sakta hai that's what guys are made for.
You can be friends with them, they are amazing in friendship!

But relationships are often not like friendships.  :)
They can be finished from one side and the other may not ever get to know one's feelings.
Life is very nice, remember that!