#SpeculationsKiAiseKiTaise

A random person jisne mera chehra pehle Baar dekha- single or committed? *Also telling there's not even an inch of Deepika Padukone in my face just in writing only writing that I m beautifoool*

My chuuuuuu(abrupt end of the word) friend- bhai yeh kisko pooch raha hai?

Me-- *standing like main 6 months pehli hi Swarg sudhaar gyi*

Friend- bhai yeh hain bade log. Actors ke saath toh baatein Hoti hain inki. Vicky Kaushal aur yeh toh matlab mat hi pucho.

#IDontNeedToGiveAnExplanationBecauseEveryoneKnowsAboutMeraCrushHiBoyfriendHai.