Perks of being a girl.
(To the ghuseroos jinko humari so called easy life se katayi mohabbat hai)

1. You cannot wear socks with pointed nails.
2. You cannot cook, knead, bake with pointed nails.
3. You cannot eat with pointed nails.
(Food penetrates in them and it's disgusting)
4. Bina aankh blink kiye tum kajal lagake ke dikhao!
5. can you Eat food without eating lipstick?
6. Stay in those 6 pointed inches(heels) for 5 minutes even!
7. Your period is bin bulaiya mehmaan.
8. If you don't dress up appropriately people suspect, if you do a bit more people suspect.
9. Cannot wear shorts without going to parlour. (No one loves a hairy bhaalo, okay!)
10. Cannot ride activa after going to hair salon.
11. You need at least an hour to finish your nail art completely and perfectly and no body on this Earth compliments you even!
12. Aur tumhe Kya lagta hai humari life easy hai?

New word: ghuseroos (meaning: jindagi mein dakhal dene wale bade log)