*Relatives visits*

Relative aunty: Beta waxing karwaiya karo.
Me: *trying to act okay* ji ji aunty, sahi waqt aane pe zaroor.
Aunty: Beta shaadi ke pehle toh karani hi padhegi.
*Giggles*
*My mom joins giggles*
*My grandma joins giggles*
*My bua joins giggles*

Okay. What should I take this as, now?
I won't have to marry if I never waxed? Oh great. OH GREAT. OH EFFING GREAT!!!!!