Me: I m taking vanvaas from everywhere. To hell with my online life. Ab padhai hogi *mimics the ab dangal hoga dialogue*

Life: LMFAO

Newton: tumse Na hoga bitiya

Chemistry: Kyu faltu mein khudko ullu prove karna chahti h?

Instagram: main kis liye hoon yahan?*evil grin* stalk kisko karegi mere bina?

Wattpad: tere jokes ko miss karoonga. Mat jaa.

My phone: Baby, I m your oxygen, u know.

Mom: pehle tu mereko organic k test  mein 30/30 laakr dikha.
Yeh jainge vanvaas pe. Huh.