Me:

*gets a call from a friend at 9:38pm*

mom:Aadhi raat hogyi hai aur inki baatein h ki khtm hone ka naam nhi le rhi!! school to inhe waise hi kam parta h baat karne k lye!!!!

'Other day'

*gets a call from a friend at 2:47pm*

mom: yeh koi waqt h kisiko phone milane ka???

'One of other 365 days'

*gets a call from a friend at 11:00am*

Mom: Subah subah kaun phone milata h?? yeh koi time h?

*After reading these texts that friend pledges not to call me ever in my after life tooo*
mom:*enters inside after life too*
inko to ab bhi baatein karni h!!! naajaane kya baatein hoti h inki!?

*_*

Moral: mummy ki aakhein bahut zyada tez ha. There no device,thing,animal,plant,sabzi,daal,serial,halwa,mouni roy,naagin,doctor,injection, etc jo mummy ki aankhon se bach sake. Kindly be safe. Our holy wishers r with you.

It was lame ryt?😅😅😅