How do haters fight (when they have absolute reason or topic or sense to fight about)?

Them be like:   You don't KNOW ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789 FUCKING THIS THAT THIS THAT THIS THAT ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789

Me: areey Bhai humko abcd aati kahin aur jaakr sikhao waise bhi humare desh mein bahut illiteracy h.

Also, I don't have any haters yay but if someone is over there then hi! Wassup. Aao kabhi haweli pe ekdum cutting red chilli chai pilainge, along with cockroach shell!! And contrary shinchan k back to back to back episodes....wo nahin dikhainge.