*Me imagines myself after an year
*Visits a marriage*

Aunty: beta kaise ho?
Me: ji badiya
Aunty: beta aur marks kaise aaye?
Me: *runs away from there on 1298 km/hr*

Me: bhaiya do tikki dedo aur green waali chutney mat daalna
Tikki waale bhaiya: Kitne percent aaye?

Me to bride: Congratulations! May you have amazing life ahead?
Bride: Kitne marks aaye?

Me to waiter: excuse me, washroom?
Waiter: open Google app, type cbse.nic enter board registration number and your destination here mam.