so i used to make these with my OCs, but i straight up forgot all their personalities and stuff, so imma make lams ones. this is mainly for jully ( LAURENS207 ) mainly bc theyre based on our rps :3

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John: I love all of Alex and I'd kids! Timmy, Angie, Frances, and- *looks at smudged writing on hand* Flop

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John: Y'know, I regret getting you that blender for Christmas-
Alex: *sips waffle* why?

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Alex: *still disappointed after leaving the aquarium 6 hours ago*
John:
John: What did you tHiNk a tiger shark was babe?

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Alex: The most beautiful sound I've ever heard...
John: My name?
Alex: No..
Alex: *grabs John's hand*
Alex: *blows a raspberry into it*

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Alex: *complains about being hungry*
John: If you're so hungry then gO gEt fOoD-
Alex: But you locked the fridge-
John:
John: oH-

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John: Do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?
Alex: Do you get sad because you don't have wings?
John, tearing up: Every single minute of my life-

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Alex: I thought I was meowing at a kitten for the past hour-
Alex: Turns out it was just Angie and I meowing at each other from different parts of the house-

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John: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time where I forgot something.
Alex: You left me at the grocery store, like- three weeks ago-
John: I did that on purpose, try again-

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Alex: Now for the big finish!
Alex: *cartwheels directly into a table*

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John: Z is just a sideways N-
Alex: It's 2am, please sleep-
John: Zo.

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John: What kind of tea is this? It tastes a little odd-
Alex: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade-

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Alex, on the phone with John: I thought you said 2 dozen eggs-
Alex:
Alex: I guess that makes sense-
Alex: *takes 24 cartons of eggs out of his cart*

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Alex: Listen, I'm gonna need you to calm down-
John, banging his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED WHEN A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR-

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Alex, doing a crossword puzzle: what's a seven letter word for disappointment?
Philip, bluntly: Frances-
Alex:
Frances:
Philip:
John: Pip, we talked about this-

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Alex: I'm heading out to escort the canines on a jaunty trek about the neighborhood-
John: Why don't you just say you're gonna walk the dogs?
Koda and Kirby: *go absolutely nuts*

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Alex: Fine, I'll admit I was wrong..
John, smugly: Yes you were. And what does that make you?
Alex, sighing: A clown.
John: And what do you wear?
Alex: ...clown shoes.
John: Exactly!

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Alex, scratching his arm: My arm is itchy-
John: Don't scratch it, that'll make it worse-
Alex, scratching harder: But it's itchy!
John: NO-

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John: So- hows school going?
Philip: I wake up every morning but I feel dead inside-
John, uncomfortably: Oooh, uh oh spaghetti-o's...

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