Disclaimer: Don't read if you are an easily offended American.

Yay! Let's go on a rant about America.

I honestly don't understand Americans. They are a mystery to me. Let's go over the facts.

1.) They blow stuff up for fun.

2.) They light stuff on fire for fun.

3.) They do stupid stuff like trying to jump off a roof into a pool, climbing roofs, etc.

4.) To celebrate Patriotic holidays they light stuff on fire and blow them up.

Those are the mysteries of Americans from me. This was not to be offending they are just things I think about.

I would like to point out that I am an American myself. I do some of these things. There are some folks I know that do not do these things.

Again, this was not supposed to be offending.

Anyways happy fourth of July. Dog owners keep your furry friends and family safe, and have a lovely night.

~Raiyne